Top 5 Factors When Picking a College
Paper quality of acceptance letter. After getting accepted into a college, an acceptance letter arrives at your house. Reading the letter is unnecessary. Instead, feel the paper because the quality … Read More
Deep Dive: Girl With Oddly Specific Spotify Playlists Names Connected to L.A. Murder of Four
Thursday evening, a girl with oddly specific titles for her Spotify playlist, 18, was named the prime suspect in a 2019 murder of four that took place in Los Angeles. … Read More
Scotland PM: Bagpipes ‘Another Hollywood Cliche Gone Too Far’
This morning, in a leaked email directed at the Screen Actor’s Guild, Scotland prime minister Nicola Sturgeon revealed her frustration with “another Hollywood cliche gone too far,” that is, bagpipes. … Read More
Despite his claims of being Pro-life, Rush Limbaugh has died
Rush Limbaugh, the conservative media mogul most famous for his work on Family Guy, has died of lung cancer at age 70. Limbaugh, who’s most prominent quote on his Wikipedia … Read More
Is it racist that Apple doesn’t have a rutabaga emoji? Here’s why we think it is
Apple has many emojis. There’s my personal favorite, the hedgehog. There’s a cheeseburger. There’s even a kite. Seriously. So, imagine my reaction when I found out that the world’s favorite … Read More
Bernie Sanders Sells Used Mittens to Jeff Bezos for $45 billion
January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic, so significant, that our kids will be reading about it … Read More
Bye Bye, Boris: Boris Johnson quits job as PM, now selling porridge to homeless people on the streets of London
This week, our London reporters have come across a troubling report. U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the 2020 world’s sexiest man, has quit his job in Parliament in favor of … Read More
Did You Open Your Home to The Virus This Christmas?
2020 was a year of innovation. Out of patriotic desire for the prosperity of our great nation, the American people have adapted. However, with all this rapid change, a question … Read More
Abolish Babies
Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, children aged 0-2 are unemployed at a 99.97 percent rate, … Read More