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Monday, March 01, 2021

Category: Opinion

Opinion

Is it racist that Apple doesn’t have a rutabaga emoji? Here’s why we think it is

Bigoted Bigfoot January 25, 2021

Apple has many emojis. There’s my personal favorite, the hedgehog. There’s a cheeseburger. There’s even a kite. Seriously. So, imagine my reaction when I found out that the world’s favorite … Read More

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Abolish Babies
Here we see a dumb stupid baby who is crying at his own birthday party. Stupid baby.
Opinion

Abolish Babies

Glizzy McGee December 18, 2020

Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, children aged 0-2 are unemployed at a 99.97 percent rate, … Read More

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Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy
Opinion

Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy

Bigoted Bigfoot October 1, 2020

We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More

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Dear the Black & White, who cares?
Opinion

Dear the Black & White, who cares?

Bigoted Bigfoot September 17, 2020

Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More

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