Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.
Dear Pyle Principal Christopher B Nardi, I understand that running a middle school is a stressful job. I’m sure that organizing online TAG is a pain. But my sympathy is … Read More
Category: Opinion
Is it racist that Apple doesn’t have a rutabaga emoji? Here’s why we think it is
Apple has many emojis. There’s my personal favorite, the hedgehog. There’s a cheeseburger. There’s even a kite. Seriously. So, imagine my reaction when I found out that the world’s favorite … Read More
Abolish Babies
Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, children aged 0-2 are unemployed at a 99.97 percent rate, … Read More
Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy
We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More
Dear the Black & White, who cares?
Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More