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The Whitman SGA has made waves internationally after solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict last week. In typical SGA fashion, they have sparked monumental change on a global scale after proposing a … Read More
Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene is one of the last true American patriots. First, she exposed the Parkland “victims” for the fame-crazed trained sheep they are. Then our petite, cross-fitted Rush … Read More
The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such as shaking hands and sucking on water fountains now seem … Read More
Paper quality of acceptance letter. After getting accepted into a college, an acceptance letter arrives at your house. Reading the letter is unnecessary. Instead, feel the paper because the quality … Read More
Rush Limbaugh, the conservative media mogul most famous for his work on Family Guy, has died of lung cancer at age 70. Limbaugh, who’s most prominent quote on his Wikipedia … Read More
Katie Ledecky is one of the greatest swimmers of all time. She has won five Olympic Gold medals. Her time in the 1500 meter swim of 15 minutes, 34.23 seconds … Read More
The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis’ plan to make fake snow in an attempt to try and keep his app … Read More
In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist or have existed. Surprisingly, as we’ve found through an extensive … Read More
There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a punishment for sinners, is the squirrel. The Rutabaga decided to … Read More
