January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic, so significant, that our kids will be reading about it … Read More
This week, our London reporters have come across a troubling report. U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the 2020 world’s sexiest man, has quit his job in Parliament in favor of … Read More
2020 was a year of innovation. Out of patriotic desire for the prosperity of our great nation, the American people have adapted. However, with all this rapid change, a question … Read More
The pandemic has affected all of us in some way or another. Some people lost their jobs, others have lost love ones, but absolutely nobody has lost more than December … Read More
After news released that New York Democratic senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is dating a man by the name of Riley Roberts, many long-time Democrats are starting to rethink their positions. We … Read More
Springfield, IL — Gary Fleming, 37, hurls Libertarian propaganda at passersby.
Yet another American icon has been taken from us; William Howard Taft passed away on March 8, 1930, a month after he fell ill in February. Taft, who was best … Read More
The baby from Ice Age is now polling at 45% in the United States presidential race, according the latest Rutabaga polls. This meteoric rise in popularity comes after his digs … Read More