A local idiot applying for a job mistakenly told the hiring manager that he “puts in 110% effort into everything,” prompting the manager to shred his resumé on the spot. … Read More
We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More
The baby from Ice Age is now polling at 45% in the United States presidential race, according the latest Rutabaga polls. This meteoric rise in popularity comes after his digs … Read More
Former World leader Adolf Hitler received some major criticism this weekend after old tweets from 1932 were resurfaced. The tweets in question have stirred up lots of controversy, including lines … Read More
Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More
A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results.
As Whitman takes on virtual learning, many of the school’s cool and rebellious students are struggling with how they are going to skip class. No worries, young agitators! Here are … Read More
According to numerous sources within the school’s administration, the Monsters University’s undergraduate college will not be requiring students to submit ACT or SAT scores for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle.
BY 2Rs Twenty minutes after entering a local spray tanning salon, sophomore Julie Smith emerged with coloring similar to that of the love child between Nemo and an overripe cheeto, … Read More