Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community
A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results.
Top 10 ways to get out of zoom class
As Whitman takes on virtual learning, many of the school’s cool and rebellious students are struggling with how they are going to skip class. No worries, young agitators! Here are … Read More
Monsters University to adopt a test-optional policy for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle
According to numerous sources within the school’s administration, the Monsters University’s undergraduate college will not be requiring students to submit ACT or SAT scores for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle.
Spray-tanned sophomore claims she “fell asleep in the sun”
BY 2Rs Twenty minutes after entering a local spray tanning salon, sophomore Julie Smith emerged with coloring similar to that of the love child between Nemo and an overripe cheeto, … Read More