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Monday, March 27, 2023

Author: pionel pessi

Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed
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Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed

pionel pessi March 27, 2023

Last Sunday, I couldn’t have been more happy. I had just been adopted by Felicity Huffman — the multi millionaire actress who paid for someone to fix her daughter’s SAT … Read More

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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class
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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class

pionel pessi September 17, 2022

A Whitman junior is taking only one AP class — the scandal at the lips of every student, staff and parent.  Everyone has expressed their concern regarding the small workload … Read More

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