It’s pretty common knowledge that Europe sucks. They have presidents that marry their teachers, chancellors who flirt with married American DILFS (Obama) and prime ministers that look like Gromit if he had hair. So riddle me this, if the whole continent has absolutely nothing going for them, why do they act like they’re all that?
They have created literally every COVID-19 variant and never win any wars. Here at The Rutabaga, we want to hold Europe accountable. Someone out there please create a petition to have Europe secede from Earth. We will sign it.
Suck it Boris.