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Why dating My Snapchat AI is better than having a real boyfriend

Student facing prison time after senior assassin gone wrong

All seven of the animated M&M’s convicted of felonies

Student hospitalized after being run over by athletic director’s golf cart

Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed

I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me

5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC

Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments

Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake

Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”
Thursday, June 08, 2023