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Student facing prison time after senior assassin gone wrong
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Student hospitalized after being run over by athletic director’s golf cart
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I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me
5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC
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Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake
Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”
Thursday, June 08, 2023