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Wednesday, March 29, 2023

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Breaking: Democratic party membership decreases 78% after news releases that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her boyfriend Riley Roberts, who recently became the number one target on the FBI watchlist
Politics

Breaking: Democratic party membership decreases 78% after news releases that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend

Glizzy McGee November 12, 2020

After news released that New York Democratic senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is dating a man by the name of Riley Roberts, many long-time Democrats are starting to rethink their positions. We … Read More

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Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft
Politics

Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft

Glizzy McGee October 5, 2020

Yet another American icon has been taken from us; William Howard Taft passed away on March 8, 1930, a month after he fell ill in February. Taft, who was best … Read More

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