Ever wondered what Drake song your favorite political figure would be? Here are some of our favorites.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tucker Carlson- Worst Behavior<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Fans have speculated that Drake\u2019s opening line in this 2013 hit \u201cMothaf*ckas never loved us\u201d is actually a reference to how Tucker Carlson\u2019s parents never loved him as a child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bernie Sanders- Nonstop<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bernie is known for his resilience and persistence; he could easily be described as nonstop. Additionally, Bernie is known to be best friends with Hip Hop producer Tay Kieth, who produced this 2018 Drake classic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Donald Trump- One Dance<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Although he tried to get a second dance, he failed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kamala Harris- Jumpman<\/strong> Alex Jones- Bitch is Crazy<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n One of Drake\u2019s lesser known tracks, \u201cBitch is crazy\u201d tells a story about a crazy bitch. Personally, I don\u2019t know if there\u2019s ever been a crazier bitch than Alex Jones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Matt Gaetz \u2013 Child\u2019s Play<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n What a crazy coincidence! Yet another Republican pedophile! Who would have thought! Who the hell even voted for this guy? Regardless, Joe Biden has been under fire in the media recently due to his inability to come through on many of his campaign promises. All the \u201cfake love\u201d that he received during the presidential election seems to have evaporated. Like Drake said in his 2016 song: \u201cJoe Biden not actually a progressive candiate (what?) he gonna go back on all his promises (yeah!) Fake love yeah baby fake love.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mingus Mapps- Portland<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A man that truly needs no introduction. Recently elected to the fourth position for Portland\u2019s City Council, the legend of Mingus Mapps continues to grow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Rush Limbaugh- Over my dead body<\/strong> Ever wondered what Drake song your favorite political figure would be? Here are some of our favorites. Tucker Carlson- Worst Behavior Fans have speculated that Drake\u2019s opening line in this 2013 hit \u201cMothaf*ckas never loved us\u201d is actually a reference to how Tucker Carlson\u2019s parents never loved him as a child. Bernie Sanders- Nonstop Bernie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-feature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
The biggest story of this election was Kamala Harris wearing sneakers, which were described as a \u201cmassive hit\u201d by America\u2019s most reputable news source: Buzzfeed. You know what else was a massive hit? Drake\u2019s and Future\u2019s 2015 song about sneakers titled \u2018Jumpman.\u2019 Look at that! Kamala will now be the first female vice president to airstrike the Middle East in style #girlboss<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe Biden- Fake Love<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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