Cold, dark, empty, cavernous, abandoned \u2013 these are all adjectives that could be used to describe 34 year old pop icon Taylor Swift\u2019s uterus. If you listen closely to Swift\u2019s music, you can hear the echoes and cries from her elderly cervix, begging to be filled. And now with her serious relationship with notorious family man and Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce, her deviant spinster ideals will negatively impact millions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Travis Kelce is handsome, hardworking, muscular, kind, goofy, athletic, caring, muscular, and loving, and it is evident through his relationship with his brother, nieces, nephews, and parents, that it is his dream to be a father. Travis deserves to play catch in the yard with his son, or buy his daughter her first training bra at Kohls. Swift is definitely not getting any younger \u2014 at age 34 she is practically an old maid \u2014 and if she doesn\u2019t want to destroy her boo\u2019s hopes and dreams, she needs to act now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swift has already lost 90% of her viable eggs, and by age 40 she will only have 3% left. Even if Swift and Kelce began trying for a child right now, her lifestyle could not support a healthy baby, which is why she must quit music. No pregnant woman should be standing on a levitating pedestal, blinded by lights, singing for thousands of people, and then jetting across the country the next day. In fact, it is recommended that pregnant women avoid flying during pregnancy. And even if she was able to get pregnant, how could she raise a child and maintain the home for her husband if she is jetting across the world every other day for a new concert? Kelce has been trapped in Swift\u2019s web, and the only way out is for her to quit her music career and do her true duty \u2014 her duty as a mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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