The senior superlative nominations are out and it has Whitman\u2019s entire senior class buzzing. But, everyone has realized that an important part of the superlatives went missing: the \u201csenior stunner\u201d award, or commonly referred to as the \u201csenior hottie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With Whitman students\u2019 best interest at mind, the Rutabaga went to interview SAGA, the student-led yearbook committee, to get the scoop on why the beloved superlative has disappeared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThere just weren\u2019t enough hot people for the seniors to nominate,\u201d said a SAGA staff member. \u201cIt\u2019s almost like we have an abnormally ugly senior class.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To test this theory on ugliness, we conducted some very important research. First, we had judges from America\u2019s Next Top Model come and rate every senior on a scale of 1-10. Second, we compared those scores to scores of other senior classes across the United States.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe verdict is in,\u201d said our data scientist. \u201cWe have evidence to believe that this senior class is statistically uglier compared to those across the country.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well, here\u2019s to a college glow-up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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