{"id":69,"date":"2022-10-28T21:59:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-28T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/?p=69"},"modified":"2026-04-04T22:01:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T22:01:30","slug":"whitman-seniors-cancel-halloween-real-life-is-scary-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: \u201cReal life is scary enough\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October 31st marks a day of joy and Halloween festivities for most people \u2014 but November 1st scarily creeps around the corner.<br><br>\u201cI was at a haunted house this weekend, but all I could think about was college applications,\u201d one senior said. \u201cThat night I had a nightmare about my teacher not submitting their recommendation on time.\u201d<br><br>In a poll conducted by the Rutabaga, students of all four grades were asked the scariest part of Halloween. Freshmen said clowns, sophomores said zombies, and juniors said bloody vampires: but seniors said \u201cnot getting into college\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, in lieu of these fears, seniors collectively decided to cancel Halloween: because there\u2019s nothing scarier than an admissions decisions letter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October 31st marks a day of joy and Halloween festivities for most people \u2014 but November 1st scarily creeps around the corner. \u201cI was at a haunted house this weekend, but all I could think about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":70,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}