{"id":94,"date":"2020-10-23T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/?p=94"},"modified":"2026-04-04T22:11:51","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T22:11:51","slug":"sources-pres-trump-to-fire-giuliani-hire-borat-as-personal-counsel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Sources: Pres. Trump to fire Giuliani, hire Borat as personal counsel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash, because President Donald Trump will replace Giuliani with Borat himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Most renowned for being the fourth best journalist in the entire nation of Kazakhstan, Borat is \u201cabsolutely stoked\u201d for this new opportunity. Though he\u2019s not admitted to the bar in any state in the United States and has virtually zero knowledge of legal procedure, the move is widely supported.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our resident lawyer, Dalan \u201cthe Ersh\u201d Ershowitz, loves the hire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot only will Borat make the perfect lawyer for the President, he also adds much-needed diversity to Trump\u2019s inner circle,\u201d the Ersh said. \u201cWe love doing stuff with Eastern Europeans and Central Asians!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash, because President Donald Trump will replace Giuliani with Borat himself. Most renowned for being the fourth best journalist in the entire nation of Kazakhstan, Borat is \u201cabsolutely stoked\u201d for this new opportunity. Though he\u2019s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therutabaga.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}