The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis\u2019 plan to make fake snow in an attempt to try and keep his app relevant during online school. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As many students have predicted, snow days have come to an end with the beginning of online school. He knows that, without snow days, his app is obsolete, and, as a result, his entire existence is unnecessary. As frustrated as students are that snow days will be extinct, Tsironis is much angrier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m so sad,\u201d Tsironis said. \u201cEverything I\u2019ve ever worked for is gone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At first, our staff and legal department questioned how he would pull his plan off considering that snow outside has no effect on a student\u2019s ability to get to their workstation. However, we hadn\u2019t uncovered the true message. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Written in invisible ink, Tsironis\u2019 message said he\u2019d make copies of everyone\u2019s house keys in the entire county, sneak into student\u2019s bedrooms at night, and install miniature snow blowers in ceiling fans in order to bring back snow days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis plan is f*cking crazy,\u201d said an anonymous parakeet. \u201cJust crazy enough that it might work.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite the undeniable insanity of Tsirinos\u2019 plan, as a community, we have to give credit where credit\u2019s due. It\u2019s a genius plan and it\u2019s clear he put a lot of time and effort into it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just when our investigative staff was about to reach Tsironis for a comment this morning, he went missing. Montgomery County Police have been on the lookout for Tsironis for the past several days but haven\u2019t tracked him down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rumors circulating claim that Tsirinos is hiding in an underground lair similar to Bruce Wayne\u2019s. Law enforcement officials have since tried to dispel these rumors to little avail. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, that\u2019s not right,\u201d Police Chief Alfred Von Chemotherapy said. \u201cIf he did that, we\u2019d never find him.\u201d He winked after his comment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being said, thousands of families could lose their homes if he\u2019s not found soon. Please contact us and local police if you have any tips regarding his whereabouts or if you see any snow falling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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