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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Author: ̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊

whitmanbarstool: the new face of feminism?
Opinion

whitmanbarstool: the new face of feminism?

̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊ March 3, 2022

The Instagram account whitmanbarstool has done what all other Whitman affiliated pages are too scared to do, redefined feminism.  They have taken it upon themselves to be the allies and … Read More

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Get off your high horse Europe
What each country's favorite thing is...
Opinion

Get off your high horse Europe

̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊ January 25, 2022

It’s pretty common knowledge that Europe sucks. They have presidents that marry their teachers, chancellors who flirt with married American DILFS (Obama) and prime ministers that look like Gromit if … Read More

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Hot girl summer has turned into hot when I pee fall :(
News

Hot girl summer has turned into hot when I pee fall :(

̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊ October 28, 2021

This summer was monumental for hot girls all across the country. Depression rates were at an all-time low and Plan B sales were at an all-time high. Sadly, as of … Read More

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Open letter to all mansplainers: Thank you.
Politics

Open letter to all mansplainers: Thank you.

̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊ October 1, 2021

Dear Mansplainers,  On behalf of all women everywhere, thank you. I don’t know what us feeble and utterly incompetent creatures would do without your profound explanations of every single topic … Read More

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