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Bye Bye, Boris: Boris Johnson quits job as PM, now selling porridge to homeless people on the streets of London

Bigoted Bigfoot Jan 14, 2021 0

This week, our London reporters have come across a troubling report. U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the 2020 world’s sexiest…

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Sources: Pres. Trump to fire Giuliani, hire Borat as personal counsel

Bigoted Bigfoot Oct 23, 2020 0

After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash,…

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Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you

Bigoted Bigfoot Oct 12, 2020 0

In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist…

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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020

Bigoted Bigfoot Oct 9, 2020 0

There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a…

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