FallBoys soccer:We practice our post-goal cellys. We know we’ll get to use them eventually. Girls soccer:We commune with the spirits…
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Whitman Community Reflects on “Lifechanging” Dome Experiences
Whitman teacher Benjamin Dover (’69) shared explicit insider details with The Rutabaga about Whitman’s legendary Dome, a hallmark of the…
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I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me
As a woman, it’s hard to be surrounded by men — especially in academic environments — where you’re constantly underrepresented…
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5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC
One thing all students in the Whitman area love doing in their free time is saying that they’re from “DC,”…
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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes
It’s getting cold outside in Maryland – which means it’s time to start wearing jackets to school. While we’ve had…
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Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”
The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise…
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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign
I traveled to the intersection of Whittier Blvd. and Wilson Lane on behalf of The Rutabaga. I sat down with…
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Spotlight on the Clubs Club
Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While…
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How to find a Jew’s space laser
Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene is one of the last true American patriots. First, she exposed the Parkland “victims” for the…
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Political Figures as Drake Songs
Ever wondered what Drake song your favorite political figure would be? Here are some of our favorites. Tucker Carlson- Worst…
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