The Rutabaga has conducted a census of all two thousand Whitman students with questions about their stress levels and their…
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Thank You, Beyoncé
The Black & White has seen major success recently, with stories picked up by SNO, The Sentinel of Montgomery County,…
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Spotlight on the Clubs Club
Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While…
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Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin
Vladyyy stoooooop. Ms.Eagan is upset with you. -The Rutabaga
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Open letter to all mansplainers: Thank you.
Dear Mansplainers, On behalf of all women everywhere, thank you. I don’t know what us feeble and utterly incompetent creatures…
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ESPN Frustrated after NFL draft pick has no dead family members
Clemson Junior Trevor Lawrence has been touted as a generational talent at the Quarterback position. Highly respected NFL scout Anita…
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Is it Okay to Bully People During the Pandemic?
The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such…
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Bernie Sanders Sells Used Mittens to Jeff Bezos for $45 billion
January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic,…
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Breaking News: Due to real life events, The Rutabaga has run out of satire ideas
Guys who wear shorts to school in December are outraged about online school
The pandemic has affected all of us in some way or another. Some people lost their jobs, others have lost…
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