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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”

Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health

Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school

It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy

I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money

Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”

Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”

Why Whitman needs a pool

Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign

Spotlight on the Clubs Club

Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class

BREAKING: Only male students allowed to sign up for AP Economics

Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes

Thursday, January 26, 2023
Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”
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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”

Selener Gomez January 20, 2023

The senior superlative nominations are out and it has Whitman’s entire senior class buzzing. But, everyone has realized that an important part of the superlatives went missing: the “senior stunner” … Read More

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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health
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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health

Selener Gomez January 13, 2023

Winter time marks the era of stress, depression, and just generally feeling like absolute shit. Well, instead of your other numerous attempts to get therapy, manage your schedule, or seek … Read More

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Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school
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Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school

Selener Gomez December 21, 2022

The holiday season brings many beautiful things: colorful lights, delicious treats, and family reunions. One thing many forget about until a 19 or 20-year-old comes into your high school classroom … Read More

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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money
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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money

Selener Gomez November 15, 2022

This morning, I saw a headline that Amazon CEO and total hottie Jeff Bezos said he would give away most of his massive fortune during his lifetime, and I immediately … Read More

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Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”
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Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”

Selener Gomez October 28, 2022

Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October 31st marks a day of joy and Halloween festivities for … Read More

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Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”

Selener Gomez October 21, 2022

The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise of such trends. Writers have searched Whitman’s halls for the … Read More

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Why Whitman needs a pool
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Why Whitman needs a pool

Reese Withoutherspoon October 13, 2022

bc i’d like to take a lil swim in it

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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign
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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign

Ducker Tarlson October 6, 2022

I traveled to the intersection of Whittier Blvd. and Wilson Lane on behalf of The Rutabaga. I sat down with the man who tells pedestrians to Wait Before Crossing Whittier … Read More

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Spotlight on the Clubs Club
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Spotlight on the Clubs Club

Selener Gomez September 30, 2022

Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While the name of the club may be confusing, that’s exactly … Read More

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It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy
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It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy

Selener Gomez November 30, 2022

Today’s release of Spotify Wrapped comes with every person on Instagram posting their statistics of their most listened to artists. The music that people listen to makes it clear that … Read More

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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class
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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class

pionel pessi September 17, 2022

A Whitman junior is taking only one AP class — the scandal at the lips of every student, staff and parent.  Everyone has expressed their concern regarding the small workload … Read More

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BREAKING: Only male students allowed to sign up for AP Economics
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BREAKING: Only male students allowed to sign up for AP Economics

Ducker Tarlson September 8, 2022

All female and non-male students are now barred from registering for AP Economics at Whitman; the effect of too many complaints from male students that women joining the course were … Read More

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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes
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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes

Selener Gomez January 6, 2023

It’s getting cold outside in Maryland – which means it’s time to start wearing jackets to school. While we’ve had a warm front this past week, we’ve interviewed almost every … Read More

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