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Graduation Moved to the Long Lost City of Atlantis

derenbergersdelinquent Oct 30, 2025 0

In a series of community emails over the weekend, the Whitman Administration announced that they moved the 2025 graduation to…

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Administration to Force Tardy Students to Compete in Wipeout Course For Late Passes.

derenbergersdelinquent Apr 18, 2025 0

Construction started yesterday in the baseball field on a Wipeout-style obstacle course that sources confirmed to the Rutabaga will serve…

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Whitman admin to suspend vape detector program after tariffs on North Korea cause price to rise.

derenbergersdelinquent Apr 4, 2025 0

In an email to the Whitman community last week, Whitman principal Gregory Miller notified students that vape detectors would be…

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New Casino to Replace Math Classrooms: School Gambling Legalized

derenbergersdelinquent Oct 11, 2024 0

Yesterday in a blockbuster announcement email to the Whitman community, Mr. Miller outlined an ambitious plan for the school’s future.…

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How different Whitman sports teams prepare for victory.

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FallBoys soccer:We practice our post-goal cellys. We know we’ll get to use them eventually. Girls soccer:We commune with the spirits…

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