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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Author: Chad Manley

Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?
Opinion

Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?

Chad Manley May 25, 2022

A gambit in chess is when you sacrifice a piece in exchange for favorable positioning. As it turns out, joining Chess Club is the real gambit: You lose the ability … Read More

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Community question: Is anyone else getting weird emails from a lady named “Anne Hutchens”?
Opinion

Community question: Is anyone else getting weird emails from a lady named “Anne Hutchens”?

Chad Manley November 12, 2021

To preface, I’m currently a senior at Whitman who prides myself on my academic success, outstanding mental health and large social circle. Recently, however, my school email has been flooded … Read More

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