The Rutabaga has conducted a census of all two thousand Whitman students with questions about their stress levels and their…
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Graduation Moved to the Long Lost City of Atlantis
In a series of community emails over the weekend, the Whitman Administration announced that they moved the 2025 graduation to…
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Administration to Force Tardy Students to Compete in Wipeout Course For Late Passes.
Construction started yesterday in the baseball field on a Wipeout-style obstacle course that sources confirmed to the Rutabaga will serve…
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Whitman admin to suspend vape detector program after tariffs on North Korea cause price to rise.
In an email to the Whitman community last week, Whitman principal Gregory Miller notified students that vape detectors would be…
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