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Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed

I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me

5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC

Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments

Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake

Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”

Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health

Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes

Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school

It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy

Monday, March 27, 2023

Author: Selener Gomez

I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me
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I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me

Selener Gomez March 22, 2023

As a woman, it’s hard to be surrounded by men — especially in academic environments — where you’re constantly underrepresented and looked over as a serious member of the conversation. … Read More

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5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC
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5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC

Selener Gomez March 7, 2023

One thing all students in the Whitman area love doing in their free time is saying that they’re from “DC,” especially putting the two letters in their Instagram bio to … Read More

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Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments
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Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments

Selener Gomez March 1, 2023

In some disappointing news, The Rutabaga has found that “Chester Cheetah,” best known for his appearances in Frito-Lay commercials and chip branding, has made several antisemitic comments in the past … Read More

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Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake
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Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake

Selener Gomez February 9, 2023

On Groundhog’s Day, the US —especially the East Coast — was disappointed to learn, according to a little groundhog, that we would be having six more weeks of winter instead … Read More

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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”
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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”

Selener Gomez January 20, 2023

The senior superlative nominations are out and it has Whitman’s entire senior class buzzing. But, everyone has realized that an important part of the superlatives went missing: the “senior stunner” … Read More

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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health
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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health

Selener Gomez January 13, 2023

Winter time marks the era of stress, depression, and just generally feeling like absolute shit. Well, instead of your other numerous attempts to get therapy, manage your schedule, or seek … Read More

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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes
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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes

Selener Gomez January 6, 2023

It’s getting cold outside in Maryland – which means it’s time to start wearing jackets to school. While we’ve had a warm front this past week, we’ve interviewed almost every … Read More

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Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school
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Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school

Selener Gomez December 21, 2022

The holiday season brings many beautiful things: colorful lights, delicious treats, and family reunions. One thing many forget about until a 19 or 20-year-old comes into your high school classroom … Read More

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It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy
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It’s time to stop listening to music and go to therapy

Selener Gomez November 30, 2022

Today’s release of Spotify Wrapped comes with every person on Instagram posting their statistics of their most listened to artists. The music that people listen to makes it clear that … Read More

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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money
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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money

Selener Gomez November 15, 2022

This morning, I saw a headline that Amazon CEO and total hottie Jeff Bezos said he would give away most of his massive fortune during his lifetime, and I immediately … Read More

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