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Thursday, September 21, 2023

Author: Ethan Wagner

Top 5 Factors When Picking a College
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Top 5 Factors When Picking a College

Ethan Wagner March 24, 2021

Paper quality of acceptance letter. After getting accepted into a college, an acceptance letter arrives at your house. Reading the letter is unnecessary. Instead, feel the paper because the quality … Read More

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Is Katie Ledecky a fish?
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Is Katie Ledecky a fish?

Ethan Wagner November 12, 2020

Katie Ledecky is one of the greatest swimmers of all time. She has won five Olympic Gold medals. Her time in the 1500 meter swim of 15 minutes, 34.23 seconds … Read More

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Freshman accidentally loses toe during Zoom class

Ethan Wagner November 2, 2020

Last Monday, ninth grade student Little Fletcher had to be rushed to the hospital after an accident involving him and his nail clippers. The accident occured during his honors Biology … Read More

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Founder of MoCo Snow has evil plans to create snow days

Ethan Wagner November 2, 2020

The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis’ plan to make fake snow in an attempt to try and keep his app … Read More

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