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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Author: Rave Dubin

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Breaking: MCPS Board of Education requests Wootton to change name of school to Lootton because they ‘take too many Ls’
Feature

Breaking: MCPS Board of Education requests Wootton to change name of school to Lootton because they ‘take too many Ls’

Rave Dubin November 3, 2021

In the wake of Whitman wins again Wootton in both the girl’s varsity soccer regional championship and the handball county championship — just hours apart — the MCPS Board of … Read More

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Change leap year day to 9/11
Opinion

Change leap year day to 9/11

Rave Dubin September 17, 2021

If I had to rank my least favorite days of the year, 9/11 would definitely be first. What a terrible name for a day of the year, it kinda reminds … Read More

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Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.
Opinion

Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.

Rave Dubin May 10, 2021

Dear Pyle Principal Christopher B Nardi, I understand that running a middle school is a stressful job. I’m sure that organizing online TAG is a pain. But my sympathy is … Read More

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