Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics,…
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Guys who wear shorts to school in December are outraged about online school
The pandemic has affected all of us in some way or another. Some people lost their jobs, others have lost…
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Breaking: Democratic party membership decreases 78% after news releases that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend
After news released that New York Democratic senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is dating a man by the name of Riley Roberts,…
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Is Katie Ledecky a fish?
Katie Ledecky is one of the greatest swimmers of all time. She has won five Olympic Gold medals. Her time…
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Founder of MoCo Snow has evil plans to create snow days
The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis’ plan to make fake…
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Sources: Pres. Trump to fire Giuliani, hire Borat as personal counsel
After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash,…
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Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you
In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist…
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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020
There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a…
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Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets
Former World leader Adolf Hitler received some major criticism this weekend after old tweets from 1932 were resurfaced. The tweets…
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Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community
A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results. According to the survey conducted on September…
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