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Whitman Alumni blindsided by military experience after misinterpreting what it meant to “serve”

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Student facing prison time after senior assassin gone wrong

All seven of the animated M&M’s convicted of felonies

Student hospitalized after being run over by athletic director’s golf cart

Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed

I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me

5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC

Thursday, September 21, 2023
Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”
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Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”

Selener Gomez October 28, 2022

Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October 31st marks a day of joy and Halloween festivities for … Read More

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Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”

Selener Gomez October 21, 2022

The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise of such trends. Writers have searched Whitman’s halls for the … Read More

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Why Whitman needs a pool
Opinion

Why Whitman needs a pool

Reese Withoutherspoon October 13, 2022

bc i’d like to take a lil swim in it

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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign
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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign

Ducker Tarlson October 6, 2022

I traveled to the intersection of Whittier Blvd. and Wilson Lane on behalf of The Rutabaga. I sat down with the man who tells pedestrians to Wait Before Crossing Whittier … Read More

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Spotlight on the Clubs Club
Feature

Spotlight on the Clubs Club

Selener Gomez September 30, 2022

Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While the name of the club may be confusing, that’s exactly … Read More

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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class
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Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class

pionel pessi September 17, 2022

A Whitman junior is taking only one AP class — the scandal at the lips of every student, staff and parent.  Everyone has expressed their concern regarding the small workload … Read More

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Breaking news: Whitman administration facing deal with the devil, says insider

Selener Gomez September 2, 2022

It’s been the topic on every Whitman student and teacher’s minds: where are all the stricter rules coming from? Did a rock fall on someone’s head and get the pain … Read More

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Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?
Opinion

Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?

Chad Manley May 25, 2022

A gambit in chess is when you sacrifice a piece in exchange for favorable positioning. As it turns out, joining Chess Club is the real gambit: You lose the ability … Read More

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whitmanbarstool: the new face of feminism?
Opinion

whitmanbarstool: the new face of feminism?

̴̑͜ ̴̠͛ ̵̣̅ ̴̧͒ ̷̛͈ ̴̝͊ March 3, 2022

The Instagram account whitmanbarstool has done what all other Whitman affiliated pages are too scared to do, redefined feminism.  They have taken it upon themselves to be the allies and … Read More

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Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin
Opinion Politics

Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin

admin February 24, 2022

Vladyyy stoooooop. Ms.Eagan is upset with you. -The Rutabaga

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