Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”
Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October 31st marks a day of joy and Halloween festivities for … Read More
Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”
The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise of such trends. Writers have searched Whitman’s halls for the … Read More
Why Whitman needs a pool
bc i’d like to take a lil swim in it
Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign
I traveled to the intersection of Whittier Blvd. and Wilson Lane on behalf of The Rutabaga. I sat down with the man who tells pedestrians to Wait Before Crossing Whittier … Read More
Spotlight on the Clubs Club
Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While the name of the club may be confusing, that’s exactly … Read More
Concern grows for Whitman junior taking only one AP class
A Whitman junior is taking only one AP class — the scandal at the lips of every student, staff and parent. Everyone has expressed their concern regarding the small workload … Read More
Breaking news: Whitman administration facing deal with the devil, says insider
It’s been the topic on every Whitman student and teacher’s minds: where are all the stricter rules coming from? Did a rock fall on someone’s head and get the pain … Read More
Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?
A gambit in chess is when you sacrifice a piece in exchange for favorable positioning. As it turns out, joining Chess Club is the real gambit: You lose the ability … Read More
whitmanbarstool: the new face of feminism?
The Instagram account whitmanbarstool has done what all other Whitman affiliated pages are too scared to do, redefined feminism. They have taken it upon themselves to be the allies and … Read More
Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin
Vladyyy stoooooop. Ms.Eagan is upset with you. -The Rutabaga