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Why I shouldn’t be arrested for punching a Gemini in the face

Vince OfficeDepot Sep 26, 2021 0

As we all know our astrological signs play a huge role in who we are as people. Short temper? Aries.…

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Change leap year day to 9/11

Rave Dubin Sep 17, 2021 0

If I had to rank my least favorite days of the year, 9/11 would definitely be first. What a terrible…

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Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.

Rave Dubin May 10, 2021 0

Dear Pyle Principal Christopher B Nardi, I understand that running a middle school is a stressful job. I’m sure that…

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Is it Okay to Bully People During the Pandemic?

bandwsites Apr 14, 2021 0

The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such…

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Abolish Babies

Glizzy McGee Dec 18, 2020 0

Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics,…

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Is Katie Ledecky a fish?

Ethan Wagner Nov 12, 2020 0

Katie Ledecky is one of the greatest swimmers of all time. She has won five Olympic Gold medals. Her time…

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To the couple I always see in the hallway

bandwsites Jun 26, 2020 0

Fifty-nine percent of marriages end in divorce.

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