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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”

Selener Gomez Jan 20, 2023 0

The senior superlative nominations are out and it has Whitman’s entire senior class buzzing. But, everyone has realized that an…

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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health

Selener Gomez Jan 13, 2023 0

Winter time marks the era of stress, depression, and just generally feeling like absolute shit. Well, instead of your other…

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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes

Selener Gomez Jan 6, 2023 0

It’s getting cold outside in Maryland – which means it’s time to start wearing jackets to school. While we’ve had…

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