One thing all students in the Whitman area love doing in their free time is saying that they’re from “DC,”…
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Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments
In some disappointing news, The Rutabaga has found that “Chester Cheetah,” best known for his appearances in Frito-Lay commercials and…
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Six more weeks of winter? Yeah, right: Turns out Phil the Groundhog is a lying snake
On Groundhog’s Day, the US —especially the East Coast — was disappointed to learn, according to a little groundhog, that…
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Senior Stunner superlative canceled due to “abnormally ugly senior class”
The senior superlative nominations are out and it has Whitman’s entire senior class buzzing. But, everyone has realized that an…
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Throwing my computer in a river: How I prioritized my mental health
Winter time marks the era of stress, depression, and just generally feeling like absolute shit. Well, instead of your other…
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Does wearing a jacket in the winter make you gay? These four teenage boys say yes
It’s getting cold outside in Maryland – which means it’s time to start wearing jackets to school. While we’ve had…
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Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school
The holiday season brings many beautiful things: colorful lights, delicious treats, and family reunions. One thing many forget about until…
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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money
This morning, I saw a headline that Amazon CEO and total hottie Jeff Bezos said he would give away most…
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Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”
Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October…
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Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”
The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise…
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