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Felicity Huffman adopted me before the SAT and I still failed

pionel pessi Mar 23, 2023 0

Last Sunday, I couldn’t have been more happy. I had just been adopted by Felicity Huffman — the multi millionaire…

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I disguised as AI so men would finally respect me

pionel pessi Mar 22, 2023 0

As a woman, it’s hard to be surrounded by men — especially in academic environments — where you’re constantly underrepresented…

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5 reasons why you shouldn’t claim to live in DC if you don’t live in DC

Selener Gomez Mar 7, 2023 0

One thing all students in the Whitman area love doing in their free time is saying that they’re from “DC,”…

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Aww, not you too! “Chester Cheetah” of Frito-Lay makes antisemitic comments

Selener Gomez Mar 1, 2023 0

In some disappointing news, The Rutabaga has found that “Chester Cheetah,” best known for his appearances in Frito-Lay commercials and…

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