Bernie Sanders Sells Used Mittens to Jeff Bezos for $45 billion
January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic,…
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Bye Bye, Boris: Boris Johnson quits job as PM, now selling porridge to homeless people on the streets of London
This week, our London reporters have come across a troubling report. U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the 2020 world’s sexiest…
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Did You Open Your Home to The Virus This Christmas?
2020 was a year of innovation. Out of patriotic desire for the prosperity of our great nation, the American people…
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Breaking News: Due to real life events, The Rutabaga has run out of satire ideas
Abolish Babies
Yes, they may be “cute” but babies are actually destroying America. According to The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics,…
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Guys who wear shorts to school in December are outraged about online school
The pandemic has affected all of us in some way or another. Some people lost their jobs, others have lost…
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Breaking: Democratic party membership decreases 78% after news releases that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend
After news released that New York Democratic senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is dating a man by the name of Riley Roberts,…
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Is Katie Ledecky a fish?
Katie Ledecky is one of the greatest swimmers of all time. She has won five Olympic Gold medals. Her time…
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Founder of MoCo Snow has evil plans to create snow days
The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis’ plan to make fake…
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Sources: Pres. Trump to fire Giuliani, hire Borat as personal counsel
After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash,…
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