Why I shouldn’t be arrested for punching a Gemini in the face
As we all know our astrological signs play a huge role in who we are as people. Short temper? Aries.…
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Change leap year day to 9/11
If I had to rank my least favorite days of the year, 9/11 would definitely be first. What a terrible…
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ESPN Frustrated after NFL draft pick has no dead family members
Clemson Junior Trevor Lawrence has been touted as a generational talent at the Quarterback position. Highly respected NFL scout Anita…
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Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.
Dear Pyle Principal Christopher B Nardi, I understand that running a middle school is a stressful job. I’m sure that…
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How to find a Jew’s space laser
Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene is one of the last true American patriots. First, she exposed the Parkland “victims” for the…
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Political Figures as Drake Songs
Ever wondered what Drake song your favorite political figure would be? Here are some of our favorites. Tucker Carlson- Worst…
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Is it Okay to Bully People During the Pandemic?
The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such…
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Top 5 Factors When Picking a College
After getting accepted into a college, an acceptance letter arrives at your house. Reading the letter is unnecessary. Instead, feel…
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Despite his claims of being Pro-life, Rush Limbaugh has died
Rush Limbaugh, the conservative media mogul most famous for his work on Family Guy, has died of lung cancer at…
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Bernie Sanders Sells Used Mittens to Jeff Bezos for $45 billion
January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic,…
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