Alumni: Stop visiting your old high school
The holiday season brings many beautiful things: colorful lights, delicious treats, and family reunions. One thing many forget about until…
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I LIVED IT: Jeff Bezos gave me all of his money
This morning, I saw a headline that Amazon CEO and total hottie Jeff Bezos said he would give away most…
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Whitman seniors cancel Halloween: “Real life is scary enough”
Halloween is approaching in only a few days, and you can feel the buzz in the halls of Whitman. October…
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Senior boys who hang out with underclassmen girls: “We’re educating the next generation”
The Rutabaga is best at noticing new trends and the upcoming fall season is a great example of the rise…
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Why Whitman needs a pool
bc i’d like to take a lil swim in it
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Spotlight on Whittier Blvd.’s walk sign
I traveled to the intersection of Whittier Blvd. and Wilson Lane on behalf of The Rutabaga. I sat down with…
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Spotlight on the Clubs Club
Want to be in a club without any commitment or social interaction? We present to you: the Clubs Club! While…
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Rename Chess Club “The Chastity Club”?
A gambit in chess is when you sacrifice a piece in exchange for favorable positioning. As it turns out, joining…
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Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin
Vladyyy stoooooop. Ms.Eagan is upset with you. -The Rutabaga
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Breaking: MCPS Board of Education requests Wootton to change name of school to Lootton because they ‘take too many Ls’
In the wake of Whitman wins again Wootton in both the girl’s varsity soccer regional championship and the handball county…
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